I'm currently camped out in Penn Station, waiting for stupid Amtrak to get its act together so I can go kick ass at my next interview, but it's not looking good; the entire Northeast Corridor is shut down. But at least there's wi-fi, and at least there's my excellent friend LM to send me hilarious links to pass the time.
HEY, LADIES: CHECK OUT MY FACULTY ID is in McSweeny's today, and ohmyfreakinggod, it is going to Make. Your. Day.
"Damn straight I'm on track for tenure. Soon enough, I'll have a dozen PhD students. We'll publish the shit out of our research."